You got all straight a's in high school
'Cause you went to every class.
You were what we call a brown nose, You learned how to kiss de ass.
But since you arrived at Cornell
All you done is go out and play.
And while you were getting funky,
You did Sucky - You didn't get an A!

You got a C,
You got a C,
You thought you'd done better,
Then you saw the letter,
You got a C.

All of the Nerds they work all day,
Locked in their rooms they slave away.
While you were snoozin,
Flirtin and boozin,
You got a C.

You could have been working harder,
But there's so much else to do,
Like when you got smashed at CHI PHI,
And you did some keg stands too.
Goin streakin' till the sun rise,
You passed out at 5 am.
And when you woke up you realize;
(Awkward Story...)

You got a C,
You got a C,
I'm willing to wager
That you'll change your major,
Take it from me.
You came with ambition, brains and style,
But now you've been smokin' for a while,
You've forgotten your name now,
So just transfer to AEM now,
You got a C!
You got a C!
Your grades may be rocky,
Just learn to play hockey,
And A's will be free.
So your dads a rocket scientist,
Oh man is he gonna be pissed,
You make him unhappy
Because you did crappy
You got a C.

Harvard and Brown
They both turned you down
Their grades are so great
Because they inflate
We may have been spanked
In all of the ranks
But we kicked their ass in polo
(Yeah!)
Cornell is not easy
It makes you feel queasy
To earn the good grade
Instead of get laid.
But if you don't do it
And just say "oh screw it,"
Then your GPA will BLOOOOW.

You got a C!
You got a C!
Don't be forlorn that
You can't look at porn?
You have to study!
So Premed's harder than you thought,
Become a hotelie then you've got,
A ticket to riches
Fame fortune and bitches
You got a C!
Start learning and thinking
Instead of just drinking
You got a C.
So start caring a damn
About your exam or
Start workin' at frickin'
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Oh we'll all excel here
'Cause we're Cornell here,
You got a C!