Dan is studying Biology at Cornell, but that only takes at most a few minutes a week to get straight A's and very limited effort, so in his spare time he likes to not read (reading is for weirdos, and Dan is completely normal in every single way), contemplate the existence of God, and modeling. After first working the local upstate New York modeling circuit he moved into the big leagues of Ithaca Modeling. Dan enjoys long walks on the beach and stealing candy from little children. If you ever see Dan out and about, make sure you give him a seething glare. Too much friendliness makes him feel a longing for the good old days high school, middle school, grammar school, and pre-school where he was chastised for... everything.