Life Plan:

A
1) find a credit card
2) extract money from this credit card
3) go to vegas and win loads of money
4) if loads of money is not won, then repeat steps one and two as many times as necessary
5) buy hawaii from the us
6) convince puerto rico to become a state, so that the us will not have to change the flag
7) become "rico suave, dictator of hawaii"

B
1) live with parents for all eternity